“Quotables”

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Quotes I feel like quoting:

"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself"

- a convicted serial killer...

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

- A. Whitney Brown, via Tim Henson

"Where's his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!"

-Vada

"Uberstein"-Hannibal,

via Nikki

"When life gives you lemons, eat some cookies, it'll stabilize the taste"

-Christine

"When life gives you lemons, make lemon-grenades and throw them at people you don't like"

- ?, via Laura Raynor

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."

-Mitch Hedberg

"When i was a kid i had to be good at things to get trophies. as an adult i found out that you can buy trophies. now i am great at everything."

-? via Chris Johnson

"I think the team that scores the most points is going to win."

-John Madden via Terry Clark

"Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found and stopped."

-?

"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present."

-?

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